Tonight I need your CSS…

Friday, 7th July 2006 at 21:15 Leave a comment

Just been on Simple Bits again and listened to a very funny, but remarkably true, song campaigning for (or at least promoting) the correct and proper use of CSS. All the information about the song can be found here, and you can listen to the song itself by clicking this link (mp3 format).

I’ve also taken the liberty of writing out the lyrics for you (actually i copied them off of the website and reformatted them so i thought they looked correct):

The supervisor rants.
He says “This website’s pants!,
I want my clicks improved by Friday!”

I hit the URL.
It’s like the bowels of hell.
God give me strength, it’s just not my day.

So raise your hands to Boag and pray,
that we can fix this website today.

Tonight I need your CSS, coding in the darkness.
From now on no more tables nest; you will meet web standards.

The source code makes me weep.
There’s tables fifteen-deep.
In Netscape 6 it looks like garbage.

The METAs say this turd
was made with MS Word.
With every click I find new carnage.

So raise your hands to Boag and pray
that we can fix this website today.

Tonight I need your CSS, coding in the darkness.
From now on no more tables nest; you will meet web standards.

Tonight I need your CSS, coding in the darkness.
From now on no more tables nest; you will meet web standards.

I guess I’ll have to start from scratch
then I can kiss this piece of trash goodbye (goobye)

Tonight I need your CSS, coding in the darkness.
From now on no more tables nest; you will meet web standards.

Tonight I need your CSS, coding in the darkness.
From now on no more tables nest; you will meet web standards.

I really want to get blogging properly and reguarly, as oppose to the occasional flurry as is currently the norm, and i will try now my exams have finished

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Entry filed under: Computers, CSS, Humour, Standards, Web.

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